Fuck Ants.
Wednesday, February 18, 2009 / 10:27 PM

I don't care how ironic this sounds because of what Yixi and Chau always call me, but fuck, I fucking hate those fucking tiny black bastards that fucking crawl over everything.

The fucking ant invasion in the room is fucking pissing the fuck out of me because they're even crawling all over my handphone now.
What the fuck, I was drinking Milo earlier on, and before I knew it, the fucking swarm of fucking ants started coming to my Milo. I brought the Milo out of the room and got rid of the ants that were on the table. And for some fucking odd reason, they fucking came on my handphone. Wtf? My handphone isn't even sweet, for fuck's sake.
It fucking scared the shit out of me because I pressed a button on my handphone to check if I had received any message(s), and I was greeted by the presence of a fuckload of ants all over it. And I couldn't see them until the screen lit up because my handphone is black. And as I am typing this out, another fucking tiny bastard is on my keyboard. Fuck these things, why weren't they wiped out together with the dinosaurs? I don't even see what good they have to offer besides always wanting a share of our food. And they usually succeed once you start to abandon your food for a short while because they swarm over it and your food is a goner.

While I am at this, I might as well rant about how fucking miserable Chem (extra lesson) today because halfway through, my stomach started hurting like fuck and I felt so fucking miserable trying to bear with the pain while Mrs Ong continued talking and teaching.

And while I am at Chem, I might as well rant about how I don't really like myself because of how I am not designed to interact well with people. I am so fucking annoyed with my inability to communicate fluently with human beings and it irritates the fuck out of me so very often.

And while I am at this, I might as well rant about how, while I was thinking of what to rant about next in this paragraph, my brother's fucking computer started making loud noises and scaring the fuck out of me too. And I'll have you know that the room was quiet except for the noisy sounds of my keyboard, which had momentarily paused since I was thinking of what to type.

And while I am at my brother's computer, I might as well rant about how I want to go shopping. I know it sounds weird that I actually want to go shopping, but yes, I want to go shopping. My wardrobe needs a revamp because I don't even have more than 4 shirts that I can wear out without sweating the shit out of myself.

And while I am at my pathetic wardrobe, I might as well rant about how I don't even have money to go shopping because I am such a fucking spendthrift. Recently, my money has been going missing as quickly as how fast those tiny bastards as mentioned above move. Which is not very fast actually, but if you measure it in ant speed, then it is probably very quick. Anyway, that was just to reiterate the fact that my money disappears rapidly, which is why I do not have money to spend on clothes or anything else I want to buy.

And while I am at my cashless state, I might as well rant about how I am going to sleep late again. I have been, for the past two days, trying to try and sleep early so that I would be able to wake up the next morning without having to rush to catch the bus, such that I barely have time to eat nor pack my bag, and in the process, forget a lot of things. Today isn't going to be any better because it is already 10.38PM as of now, and I have not finished my Physics homework.

And while I am at my lack of sleep, I might as well rant about my Physics homework. Although I tried to study earlier on at Macs, I can safely say I don't really understand and still suck very much at Physics. So, I wouldn't be able to do my homework. And also, I am very sure I will not be doing my homework tonight for the simple reason that I don't feel like doing it and I hate Physics. And maybe also because it is already pretty late so I guess I will probably just be sleeping.

And while I am at my Physics homework, I might as well tell you that I'm lazy to find fault with any other parts of my life. And that the above was for fun. Well, at least, some of them. Although I did mean every single one of them. Especially the part about being cashless and being fucking pissed off at the fucking ants all over my fucking table.

And so, this shall mark the end of today's very pointless blog post; nonetheless a long update at long last.